Thursday, July 5, 2007

Immigrant Oxymorons

Let’s say you want to come to live to the US. If you have tuberculosis or AIDS you will not be eligible for a Green Card. BUT if you just want to come as a tourist, tuberculosis, AIDS and Ebola are fine. You are welcome, no worries (really nobody is going to check).


According to my lawyer, I can perfectly work …. According to my future company’s lawyer I can’t...According to the Social Security administration (yes there’s Social Security In the US) I can work … according to the Homeland Security Office I can’t… I’m confused

Guess which is the only official identification shared among all the US citizens…passport??...driving license??...ID card??... NO!…. It’s the Social Security number (not everybody has a passport and not all the States have an Identity Card, and the ones that have it are totally different from each other). NOW guess which is the only developed country that does not have universal health coverage… The US

Multiple choice: You want to buy a house and you go to the bank to ask for a loan. Select A or B depending on which one you think is correct:

  1. . You bring all the necessary documents that proof you are a savings person
  1. . You get 20 credit cards, spend like crazy during a year then go to the bank with a record of all the transactions
Correct answer: B (Explanation: in the States what matter is not your savings capacity or earnings history; what matters is your credit history and your payment record. It really is a consumers country)

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